Let the Chaos Begin...
I am not special.
I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
I am the same decaying organic matter as everything else...
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Most heartbeaking news… Google+ has stopped inviting people in :(
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I was awesome, I was funny and there was this girl who actually thought I was too cool that she decided to hang out with me… :(
Dreams > Reality
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Caller: Can I have the address where I can send my phone for repair?
Me: Sure! Do you have a pen?
Caller: Oh. Hang on. (Shuffles around for 90 seconds)
Me: (Wondering why they don’t already have pen ready)
Caller: Hang on.
Me: (Bangs head on desk.)
Caller: One second.
Me: (Ties phone cord around ceiling rafter and hangs self.)
Caller: Ok, what’s the address?
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