Caller: Can I have the address where I can send my phone for repair?
Me: Sure! Do you have a pen?
Caller: Oh. Hang on. (Shuffles around for 90 seconds)
Me: (Wondering why they don’t already have pen ready)
Caller: Hang on.
Me: (Bangs head on desk.)
Caller: One second.
Me: (Ties phone cord around ceiling rafter and hangs self.)
Caller: Ok, what’s the address?